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I agree.. I do.

I agree.. I do.

(Reblogged from alliistheshizzz)
“But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome.”

“But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome.”

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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

Some Solid Advice...

  • C: you can always go slut out until you find someone
Secret to getting A? I think so.. maybe a little smaller on the impressing the parents, and a little bigger on the making her laugh and borrowing a puppy.. but pretty accurate.

Secret to getting A? I think so.. maybe a little smaller on the impressing the parents, and a little bigger on the making her laugh and borrowing a puppy.. but pretty accurate.